{"product_id":"democracy-is-dying-but-hey-nice-fireworks-flag","title":"Democracy Is Dying But Hey Nice Fireworks Flag","description":"Nothing sums up modern life quite like looking directly at a five-alarm problem and immediately getting distracted by something shiny in the sky.\n\nThis \"Democracy Is Dying But Hey Nice Fireworks\" porch flag is equal parts political commentary, dark humor, and painfully accurate observation. It's for the people who read the headlines, attend the cookout anyway, and somehow manage to laugh through the absurdity of it all.\n\nWhether you're displaying it for the Fourth of July, election season, or every day that ends in \"y,\" this flag makes a statement without needing a megaphone.\n\nWhy You'll Love It\n• Sharp, witty political satire with just the right amount of existential dread\n• A guaranteed conversation starter for neighbors and guests\n• Perfect for porches, patios, gardens, balconies, and backyard gatherings\n• Makes a hilarious gift for politically engaged friends, news junkies, and professional doomscrollers\n• Looks great alongside fireworks, barbecue, and complicated feelings about the state of things\n\nPerfect For\n• Fourth of July decor\n• Election year decorations\n• Political humor lovers\n• Civic-minded optimists\n• News addicts\n• Anyone coping through sarcasm\n\nSome flags celebrate America.\n\nSome flags ask America if it's doing okay.\n\nThis one does both.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12'' × 18''","offer_id":47949536428183,"sku":"74152698610320869808","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24'' × 36''","offer_id":47949536460951,"sku":"29708366779578577081","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30'' × 40''","offer_id":47949536493719,"sku":"35585477840778422491","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/5860\/5463\/files\/4364030386496263297_2048.jpg?v=1782454470","url":"https:\/\/wavelengthflags.com\/products\/democracy-is-dying-but-hey-nice-fireworks-flag","provider":"Wavelength Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}