{"product_id":"the-matriarchy-would-never-porch-flag","title":"The Matriarchy Would Never Porch Flag","description":"The Matriarchy Would Never.\nNever what? That's between you, your neighbors, and the increasingly specific situation you're referring to.\n\nWhether you're responding to questionable decision-making, avoidable disasters, unnecessary meetings, or the general state of things, this flag says exactly what needs to be said without saying much at all.\n\nPerfect for front porches, gardens, patios, balconies, or anywhere that could benefit from a little righteous skepticism and a lot of feminine confidence.\n\nEqual parts funny, political-adjacent, and deeply relatable, it's the kind of flag that makes people laugh, nod knowingly, and immediately think of someone specific.\n\nWhy You'll Love It\n• Bold, minimalist statement design\n• Perfect blend of humor and attitude\n• Great conversation starter\n• Looks equally at home in a flower garden or on a city balcony\n• Makes an unforgettable gift for friends who are always right\n\nPerfect For\n• Feminist home decor\n• Front porch displays\n• Garden lovers with opinions\n• Housewarming gifts\n• Mother's Day gifts or Mom's Birthday\n• Book club members\n• Women who have spent enough time cleaning up other people's messes\n\nHang it proudly.\n\nBecause whatever happened, the matriarchy would never.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12'' × 18''","offer_id":47949540098199,"sku":"24060855290655811373","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24'' × 36''","offer_id":47949540130967,"sku":"90625149634334081865","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30'' × 40''","offer_id":47949540163735,"sku":"31102683866534924453","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/5860\/5463\/files\/1508663825777003183_2048.jpg?v=1782454544","url":"https:\/\/wavelengthflags.com\/products\/the-matriarchy-would-never-porch-flag","provider":"Wavelength Flags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}